Post by Yarla on Aug 17, 2009 19:19:53 GMT -5
Well it’s about time I did this huh? So here we have it, a bit about the saloon, you know, rules and that jazz! Here we go! Five golden rules!
Ic Rules:
Rule 1 (more like a preference than a rule, break it if you want =p): Be clean (Smell clean mostly). Not to say you can come in tracking heavy mud and stuff, dirt and dust is fine, but not a hurricane of muck! Some patrons won’t come back to a disgusting saloon no matter how many cleaners are hired.
Rule 2: Clothes please! Kay thanks! Any nudity should be in the brothel or in the privacy of a house. Come in the saloon naked and Yarla will shoot your private bits off! Civil folks civil!
Rule 3: Regarding weapons; bring them if you want but please keep them holstered. Drawing your weapon means a mess, and trouble. Soon as you draw twenty other folks draw and Yarla’s gotta buy new wood, and hunt down the first to draw down.
Rule 4: Yarla’s room is awesome. Go ahead in (If family don’t knock just waltz in =p)<3 but if she catches you doing the naughty where her son and she sleeps she won’t think twice about shooting, then probably disgracing the body.
Rule 5: Out means out <3 if Yarla says you get out and stay out. Icly you are out, oocly come on in <3.
Breaking of the rules will result in angry Cougar-doom and nobody wants that. She’s hardcore crazy.
OOC RULES:
Follow the dream rules!
Drinks Menu:
Whiskey
Wine; Red, White, imported
Gin
Vodka (Rare. Shipments maybe once every 5 months if that)
Pulque
tequila
Non-alcoholic
Tea; Mint, green, sweetened, unsweetened
Cider
Water
Milk
Apple Juice
*if you have suggestions feel free to add!
Food Menu:
Sausages; Smoked
Soup; Vegetable, broth, sausage stew, tomato
Roast
Bread
Jerky
Boiled eggs
Pie; Apple, blueberry, rassberry
Ic Rules:
Rule 1 (more like a preference than a rule, break it if you want =p): Be clean (Smell clean mostly). Not to say you can come in tracking heavy mud and stuff, dirt and dust is fine, but not a hurricane of muck! Some patrons won’t come back to a disgusting saloon no matter how many cleaners are hired.
Rule 2: Clothes please! Kay thanks! Any nudity should be in the brothel or in the privacy of a house. Come in the saloon naked and Yarla will shoot your private bits off! Civil folks civil!
Rule 3: Regarding weapons; bring them if you want but please keep them holstered. Drawing your weapon means a mess, and trouble. Soon as you draw twenty other folks draw and Yarla’s gotta buy new wood, and hunt down the first to draw down.
Rule 4: Yarla’s room is awesome. Go ahead in (If family don’t knock just waltz in =p)<3 but if she catches you doing the naughty where her son and she sleeps she won’t think twice about shooting, then probably disgracing the body.
Rule 5: Out means out <3 if Yarla says you get out and stay out. Icly you are out, oocly come on in <3.
Breaking of the rules will result in angry Cougar-doom and nobody wants that. She’s hardcore crazy.
OOC RULES:
Follow the dream rules!
Drinks Menu:
Whiskey
Wine; Red, White, imported
Gin
Vodka (Rare. Shipments maybe once every 5 months if that)
Pulque
tequila
Non-alcoholic
Tea; Mint, green, sweetened, unsweetened
Cider
Water
Milk
Apple Juice
*if you have suggestions feel free to add!
Food Menu:
Sausages; Smoked
Soup; Vegetable, broth, sausage stew, tomato
Roast
Bread
Jerky
Boiled eggs
Pie; Apple, blueberry, rassberry
